Bad spending. Roasted.

ROAST YOURSPENDING.KEEP THE TRUTH.

Upload a receipt or bank screenshot. We redact sensitive details, hand you a brutal AI roast, and surface the spending pattern behind it.

Private uploads. No bank connection. One free roast to start.

SpendRoast3 roasts left

Receipt received

Sensitive details removed before the roast.

$47.69 · coffee
The verdict

YOU BOUGHT COFFEE LIKE A CEO. AGAIN.

Your bank account just filed a noise complaint.

Shareable card ready

FINANCE SHAME, MADE FUNNY.

The receipt-to-reality check

ONE UPLOAD.
THREE CONSEQUENCES.

Entertainment first. Useful self-awareness second. Nothing gets posted unless you decide it should.

  1. 01

    Drop the evidence

    Upload a receipt or screenshot—without handing over your bank login.

  2. 02

    Get the roast

    AI reads the purchase, redacts sensitive details, and delivers the truth with heat.

  3. 03

    Share or reflect

    Send a clean roast card to the group chat or keep the insight for yourself.

Brutal, but helpful

Shareable, not shameful

A CARD WORTH SENDING.

Every roast gets a polished card built for your group chat—not your entire banking history.

$13.80 ON A CANDLE?

You wanted ambiance. Your savings wanted a witness protection program.

SpendRoastRoasted

The part that sticks

LAUGH NOW.
SPOT THE PATTERN.

Roast+ turns repeat purchases into spending history, category breakdowns, and useful nudges.

Your coffee patternTracked
Weekend impulse streakTracked
Share card archiveTracked

Start free. Stay sharp.

THE FIRST BURN
IS ON US.

You get the roast for free. Upgrade only when the spending history becomes worth keeping.

FREE BURN

$0 forever

  • Private receipt uploads
  • AI spending roasts
  • Share-ready cards
Get roasted free

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$7 per month

  • Full roast history
  • Category insights
  • Spending streaks
Start with one free roast

Before you upload

THE FINE PRINT, WITHOUT THE BORING.

Your cart already knows what happened

UPLOAD THE EVIDENCE.
FACE THE ROAST.

Turn one questionable purchase into a joke worth sharing—and a habit worth noticing.

Roast my first receipt